i guess i'll start off with an easy-to-top rating of 1713
I peaked at 1611. Some of us simply dream of hitting "average". :P
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K bitches, laugh:
That's from the Feb IC, but is still 90% accurate.
I'm iffy on Mienshao, but the crazy bitch has done so much it'd be a shame to let it go. Was leaning towards Blaziken but then I'd have 4 starters on my team and have this obnoxious urge to run Pledge moves. Which I need to actually found a team around someday but anyway...
Char-Y is the general powerhouse, obliterating anything unfortunate enough to lack Flash Fire, smash Suicune/Rotom-W with Solarbeam, and bait Heatran like nothing else in this world. Does it wall me? Yes, yes it does. Is a Sun+STAB+Flash Fire boosted Heatran a threat? In theory, yes. In practice, Heatran's really done nothing more than tickle me while its partner prays to God I'm not stupid enough to use Heat Wave since Heatran is walled by Char-Y. Bulky Modest spread, will save EVs and shit for an RMT or something later. Ancientpower is because it's really an underrated but fucking amazing move on Char-Y. Talonflame cries, opposing Charizards just go "wtf" and die, and Gyarados kinda just laughs but at the same time does not like the damage and holy mother of hell if I get lucky with it. +1 everything Char-Y = GG.
Venusaur, I'm sorry to say is damn near worthless if non-Mega. When Mega, I do lose my primary death machine, but the tankish godliness of MegaSaur+Aegislash often walls an entire team alone. When non-Mega, it mainly just hopes to actually hit something with Sleep Powder and get a 2 turn sleep; which is a lot like banking on a 2HKO from Focus Blast. May drop Sleep Powder for something more... reliable, like Leech Seed, or Grassy Terrrain, idk.
Swampy runs a slight change: Muddy Water > Scald, and LO > Expert Belt. Scald isn't bad, I just like having a haxy spread move and Muddy Water KO's the stuff I need + damages partner without Surfing my ally. Thanks to LO, the neutral hits actually DO hurt, and the HP loss is a bitch but Swampy dies pretty easy anyway if it doesn't flat out wall something.
Still coinflipping on Scald/Muddy Water. Wide Guard keeps Rock Slide from
double flinching everything crushing Charizard, Heat Wave/EQ from crushing Aegislash, and is anti-Sylveon device #4. Because Char-Y + Aegislash + MegaSaur and 3 potential Wide Guard users, for some reason, is not a big enough hint to people not to use Sylveon against me.
Mienshao is, and has proven to be, the HBIC. Sash has been a small, but appreciated improvement, and really keeps Mienshao around to smash Khan and dickbag Talonflame/Thundy just long enough to crush them with great hatred. Rock Slide is purely a filler for Charizard and Protect/Ghost switchins, hardly ever use it. Nearly always horrifically maims at least one foe and/or completely cockblocks 1+ priority spammer. Rarely disappoints.
Real men use HJK.
Aegislash, I have 0 problems with. SubSlash is known, standard, somewhat predictable, but is very effective. Acting as Anti-Khan measure #2, I have been very successful at leaving it in Blade form and using Sub. "No moron would leave an Aegislash in Blade form against two faster opponents, so I'm going to rape <partner> while it uses King's Shield". I've honestly won a battle without even using King's Shield thanks to aggressive Sub use. Subbing on Protect or gangbangs on its partner makes Aegislash extremely threatening, and also acts as a backup for Ferrothorn. Combine with the sheer popularity of Wide Guard Aegislash, and Sub even has surprise value.
Mandibuzz. Where do I even begin.
Originally chosen for the "Ghost+Psychic resist + Tailwind" niche (Hydreigon proved useless), she has since become the obscure all-star, turning near-certain "Well, I'm fucked" into "... omg, GO MANDIBUZZ, WE'RE SO WINNING THIS ONE". Foul Play 2HKO's any non-Sitrus Lando-T, does hilarious shit to PuP Khan, WP Aegislash, and MegaBoss, and punishes physically poweful Pokémon, even some that resist (lol, Breloom), while Snarl renders Special attacks into a joke. Roost just keeps the pain and Tailwinds coming, and the insane bulk + Sitrus allows her to survive obcene levels of double-targeting.
Overcoat makes her immune to Spore/Rage powder/Sand/Hail, making an impressive switchin for Aegislash. Breloom going to Spore an unSub'd Aegislash? Free switch <3. Amoonguss? Awesome. Lando-T figured out I don't have Wide Guard or WP? No prob, Rock Slide isn't even a 4HKO. Sun+STAB+Flash Fire Sub'd Heatran? She's beaten it.
About the only flaws she has are "useless against Cresselia, and doesn't have 6 moveslots for Taunt and Swagger". Oh, and she des funny shit to Venusaur. Can't Sleep me. Can't kll me. Snarl cripples, Foul play off of MegaSaur's buffed Atk hurts too. All in all, one of my "really, really stupid things that shouldn't work but functions on a godly level".
Will add more later, bed time